Stop Losing Your Shit

Launching September, 2026

Golf, better organized

‘Does anyone have an extra ball marker?’ ‘Where the fuck did my keys go?’ ‘Did Josh leave the lighter in the car again?’

Golfers have a ton of little things to keep organized, stuff that usually ends up in a tangled rat’s nest in the pocket of a golf bag.

So we designed the Kit, a cool, rugged portfolio to organize and protect everything a golfer carries—tees and a divot tool, sure, but also a few bucks for beers, a small knife, some bandaids, a lighter, maybe a little weed.

It also offers secure storage for keys and wallet, a pair of sunglasses, and a quick-access pocket for your phone.

Cooler gear for cooler golfers

We’re not the dudes wearing shiny polo shirts at the clubhouse bar, drinking Fireball and bragging about how the cart girl definitely wanted to hang out.

Too much golf gear is designed for the guy who thinks a lot about how crypto fits into his retirement portfolio.

Golf is outdoor recreation, a hike across open fields and under towering trees. Sometimes it gets muddy.

So Sleepy takes its cues from classic outdoor gear, the stuff you find behind the seats of a slightly rusted Tacoma with Vermont plates, along with a ratty Patagonia fleece, empty kombucha bottles and a roach.

For golf, for every day

An organizer, a wallet, a toolbox—the Kit is for having fun outdoors, on a championship 18 or your shaggy local pitch-and-putt, during a late afternoon range session after work, or miles from any golf course at all.